Call Me Maybe - Blokes Version

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ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

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fabelhaft (adj.)

deutschoftheday:

- fabulous 

“Shut up, I’m fabulous!” - “Halt den Mund, ich bin fabelhaft!”

superkianagalaxy:
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

superkianagalaxy:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

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princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

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